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sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

(via verticalbutthole)

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tomhazeldine:

“He [His Doctor] was knocking my knees with his hammer to test my reactions and he said, ‘Do you have family?’ and I said, ‘I have a family but I don’t have children,’ he said, ‘Do you want children?’ and I said, ‘Yes, very much one day.’

tomhazeldine:

“He [His Doctor] was knocking my knees with his hammer to test my reactions and he said, ‘Do you have family?’ and I said, ‘I have a family but I don’t have children,’ he said, ‘Do you want children?’ and I said, ‘Yes, very much one day.’

(via just-a-bit-of-a-fangirl-x)

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thekneegrope:

Step 1: Smile! This is a monumental occasion!

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Hmmm. Okay. John, you got this!

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Okay, well. Maybe next time..

Step 2: Comfort your wife. Hug her and show her just how excited you are!

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Um, John, that’s Sherlock. I know it’s exciting and he broke the news, but maybe you should look at Mary now.

Definitely do not hesitantly touch her shoulder.

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Okay. Congratulations, or whatever.

(via just-a-bit-of-a-fangirl-x)

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dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

(via 221barricade)

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dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via verticalbutthole)

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  • persephone: i really can't stay
  • hades: but baby it's cold outside
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padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

(via zarggg)

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notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via ever--dreaming)

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patrickkittycatstump:

*hears fall out boy playing in public *searches for store that the music is playing in* *stands in store staring at speakers until song finishes playing*

(via thewaywardtimeplatypus)

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lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

(via just-a-bit-of-a-fangirl-x)

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